Random Dragon
Based in Aarhus, Denmark

Release date:
July 24th 2020

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Regular Price:

Early Access$9.99
Full Release$9.99


Dumb as Wizards is couch chaos fun-for-all! Control a wizard and fling, whales, beach balls, chickens, fireballs and much more at your frenemies while the arena becomes smaller and smaller around you. Whale on your friends in a crazy fast-paced free-for-all wizard brawl to be the last magical dummy standing. Push, Zap and Blast each other locally on the couch and online.


Dumb as Wizards started as a playful passion project, on the side of work for hire consulting. It was meant to be a quick prototype that Random Dragon could quickly prove to be fun or discard, at that point being just cubes shooting spheres. It quickly became apparent that the concept was solid, and was developed into an early access title, due to other projects taking priority the early access period was prolonged. Finally after 2 years we've had the time to finish the release. The production has been focused on showing rather than telling, Random Dragon has showcased and tested Dumb as Wizards with outsiders since it was hideous and will continue to do so until and after it is released fully, this is part of the reason Early Access makes sense for the title, Random Dragon can gather feedback and validate with the user base, get suggestions for Customization options, spells and more.


  • Whale on your friends in fast paced arena combat!
  • Crazy spells, like the chicken shotgun and whale falling from the sky
  • Local and online multiplayer
  • No global cooldown, for complete build freedumb.
  • Multiple ways to play, including single player/coop Defend the Eye, randomized Chaos mode and Roulette mode.


Release trailer YouTube

Early Access Explanation reel YouTube


download all screenshots & photos as .zip (26MB)
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download logo files as .zip (1MB)

Selected Articles

  • "This game is like a dream i had once... only more whales and chickens"
    - OwlBearTurtle, Twitch Channel
  • "The most fun I’ve had playing a multiplayer game in a long time. It’s madness and sometimes you get to throw whales on your friends!"
    - RedSonja, Twitch Channel
  • "Very enjoyable,not only to be super competative with my buddies, but also something my kids can pick up quickly and have fun with"
    - Teknoslade86, Twitch Channel
  • "Glorious couch versus for the friends, family, competitive friends, competitive family and Jim. For a game about dumb arse wizards, they sure know how to keep me entertained"
    - Faxxleton, Twitch Channel
  • "The game looks absolutely amazing, combining the whackyness of the Magicka series with its own fun knockout style gameplay"
    - FrostyTheCasual, Twitch Channel

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Early Access blog post
A blog post about the step into early access http:.

Development post Ideas Lab
A blog post Filmbyen Aarhus Ideas Lab, about Random Dragon and Dumb as Wizards http:.

About Random Dragon

We believe nerds are the future! We aim to make nerd culture more accessible to everyone while retaining the depth nerds love. We do this by creating games and solutions that are nerdy and fun for everyone, by building intuitive and accessible systems, and by working with clients to bring games, experiences and apps to a wider, evolving audience.

More information
More information on Random Dragon, our logo & relevant media are available here.

Dumb as Wizards Credits

Jacob Laurits Besenbacher Kjeldsen
CEO / Producer, Random Dragon

Asbjoern, Gjoederum-Svenningsen
CTO / Lead Programmer, Random Dragon

Nikolaj Sloth
CFO / Programmer, Random Dragon

Kristine Kjaersgaard Hansen
3D artist, Random Dragon

Moped Games
Art, Freelance

Nicolai Rishoej Soerensen
Audio, Freelance

John Muller
2D art, Freelance

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